no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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