How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I intend to get homeless drunk
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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