So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize