she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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