So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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