Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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