ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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