I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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