I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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