why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So many bounce houses so little time
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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