They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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