I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Randomize
