i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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