Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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