He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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