We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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