We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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