If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
