uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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