did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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