dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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