is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
