What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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