ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I need water and some morals
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