is your mom at the bar?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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