Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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