Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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