I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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