Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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