forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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