I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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