yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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