loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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