adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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