Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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