have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Someone came in the potted fern
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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