The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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