I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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