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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.

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• (805): View more from California

  you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?

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• (315): View more from New York

  If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist

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• (409): View more from Texas

  He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married

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• (716): View more from New York

  He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on

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