did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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