Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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