I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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