I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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