just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think my moral compass just broke
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