ya dads aren't the best wingmen
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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