all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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