I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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