After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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