I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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