Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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