Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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