It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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