i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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