What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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