do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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