You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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